I've met the man of my dreams. He's kind and sensitive and we laugh a lot. But when it comes to sex he's like a randy bull on viagra. I've tried to get him to slow down but he doesn't seem to be able to. How can i get him to slow down in the bedroom?
Sharon, Gundawindi Australia
Fast love can be beautiful and savage. I once made love with an African American Olympic Butterfly Champion. On the waterbed. It was truly amazing. But all over in 19.6 seconds. As most women take a little longer to get dew in their grotto (unless it is Johnny Depp, or Prince Phillip) you will need to teach your lover some French chic tricks. Cook him a heavy dinner - like wild boar with goose fat, a bottle of burgundy followed by some cheese and finally some creme caramel. Then dress up in a kimono. A winter kimono with extra layers. It should take him atleast 2 hours to figure out how to undo this.
A less complicated method is when he is about to reach the top of his mountain, taser him, so he has to climb up again. Do this 2 or 3 times and this will slow him down considerably.
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