Birthmark blues
“Chere Fanny, I have a huge birthmark covering the left half of my face. It’s really embarrassing. What can I do?”
Of course it is disgusting. But, Cheryl cherie, this could become a cutting edge fashions. My friend Jean-Paul (Gaultier) and I did a birthmark fashion collection in Paris 1999 and we drew them all overs the bodies of the models. Amazing. So, voila. But, if you are shy of your birthmark you could become a muslim womans and wear a burkah. See my Fanny range for the muslim womans.
Or have a face transplant. But make sure it is from someone beautiful who has died (preferably not from a car crash). I know someone. PM me.
The only other option is to stick a $50 note on your shoes so peoples will not look at your face. Et Voila.
Cordialement, Fanny