Dinner chez le boss
Chere Fanny,
I've been invited to an important dinner at my husband’s bosses house. I really want to impress him as my husband is up for a promotion. What should I wear? I’m a plus size lady with a full bust and heavy bottom and legs.
Thanks,
Astrid, Ottawa.
Chere Astrid,
You simply cannot jeopardise your husband’s career with the stumpy legs and the bottom of the rhinoceros. Simply pas possible. Surely you must have an attractive friend he can take? But tell him he just cannot take her to the bed. As for you – go on a diet and read my book ‘Cigarettes and size 8’ and maybe you can go next year.
Fanny