I am on ‘a missionary position down under’ to transform Australian bogans into beau gens with my controversial book French Women Do Everything Better. The Gallic Godmother and sex-life planner wows audiences with sexy tunes like ‘Loving Marcel Marceau’ from my best selling album ‘My Fanny Sings’.“A cuttingly acerbic, subtly incisive, hilariously accurate of most of society’s women be it in France or Melbourne! Brilliant.” The Opera Boys